May 2012
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Despite being part of the wedding party the big K is insisting I mail back my rsvp card. Telling her in person I won’t have a plus one isn’t good enough, she needs it in writing. My sister grossly overestimates my abilities with women and is assuming I won’t be single in three months. I guess I should be flattered and make a bigger effort to meet people. Or continue to hold...
May 28th
May 28th
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I should have a better idea of what I’m doing with my life. After talking with someone who has their shit together, I think I have more in common with a child than an adult.
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أنا ليس لدي فكرة عما يعني هذا أنا فتاة بيضاء، وأنا استخدم مترجم جوجل I have no idea what this means, I am a white girl and I used google translate.
May 25th
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Plasma donation # 79 1/3 completed
May 24th
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stonechimneys: beatricebaudelaires: what do you mean i can’t get paid to stay in bed all day #you can it’s called prostitution Getting paid to lay in bed isn’t just for hoes.
May 24th
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“The avengers wasn’t some sorta kooky cult like Dr. Who. The avengers was...”
– My dad after he discovered that the Avengers movie is based on superheroes.
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Eating celery sticks, in my mind, should be like dip’n’sticks but with ranch dressing. Or maybe I should just get a straw for the ranch and stop pretending I want to eat the celery. 
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Man Legally Changes Name to “Tyrannosaurus Rex” →
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i miss the NE
I live in the wrong end of the city, white people grocery stores suck. Safeways, sobys and coop barely have any selection for produce and all I want is some bok choy, bean sprouts and reasonably priced mushrooms. Meow I get to ether drive way the fuck up to harvest hills or experience the joy that 32nd Ave ne is on a Friday afternoon. And yes I do know there is a super store where 4th street...
May 18th
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